Originally designed as a road-legal confidence booster for the wealthy but poorly endowed, the Tyrus found its true calling elsewhere. It didn't ju... Read more

Osiris drivers boast the shortest average life expectancy of any consumer demographic in America. They live, briefly, in a world of bygone opulence... Read more

They don't make them like they used to, which is a good thing because here at Albany we've completely run out of ideas. Lovingly remodelled, with r... Read more

Luxury German Sedan. Better than a BF, but not quite a Benefactor. Fast and practical with a classy look, this is just the car to over-leverage on.... Read more

The sleekest aerodynamics on the market, double-swept blades, fantail rotor: when you're coming off a weekend's team-building ketamine workshop the... Read more

You need to be careful inviting a Diabolus into your life. Sure, it'll provide a swift injection of all the ruggedness and suavity you never had. B... Read more

The ultimate status symbol for the wannabe executive. Let the world know that you're not just a middle-manager anymore. You're a middle-manager who... Read more

What's the difference between this and every other two-door, four-seat, six-figure coupe on the market, you ask? Well, dig down into the core stats... Read more