Long gone are the days of playing army men with other kids. Now you play army men with grownups. And what's more grownup than giving each other a h... Read more

Marketed heavily on patriotism, a Granger commercial always includes scenes of strong Americans baling hay and winning wars. Strictly speaking, thi... Read more

You might think that calling something "utterly nondescript" and "profoundly unattractive" would be a contradiction in terms, but look closely: the... Read more

The Manana is the kind of history they don't put in the books. It's the story of every other drive-by and drug deal ever to take place in Los Santo... Read more

Good looking and liable to explode at any moment - the only way this could be more of an Italian stereotype would be if it had mommy issues. The Ca... Read more

How do you let people know you're interesting and exciting without engaging in conversation, or even making eye contact? The Dinka Sugoi has as muc... Read more

They don't make them like they used to, which is a good thing because here at Albany we've completely run out of ideas. Lovingly remodelled, with r... Read more

Just when you thought pickup trucks couldn't get any more hillbilly, someone put a big ol' gun on the back of one. Celebrate your right to bear arm... Read more